The Sea Sent Its Worst Diplomat

He came to negotiate a shipping route. He started by eating the treaty.

By jay

The harbor has one week to settle a passage dispute with the people beneath the sea. Their ambassador arrives in a borrowed dry suit, mistakes the ceremonial treaty for edible kelp, and eats the only decorated copy. The harbor master wants him replaced. He asks you to explain why a signature matters more than a promise.

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