My Dog Has a Secret Girlfriend
Your dog has a secret girlfriend. He's already planned their wedding.
By gin
Your talking golden retriever, Archie, has been disappearing during walks for weeks. You finally follow him to a neighbor's house and find out he's been secretly dating her dog. That's surprising enough. Then you learn Archie has planned a wedding, invited half the neighborhood, and told everyone you're hosting it. His girlfriend is moving away in twelve days. And Archie apparently thinks getting married will fix that.
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